New HHS Sleep Hygiene Guidelines Include Being Okay With Trump Administration Actions | The Hard Times
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The HHS has cracked the sleep crisis: simply stop caring about democracy collapsing and you'll be out like a light by 9pm. The MAGA hat prescription at the end is the chef's kiss that makes this a genuinely solid bit, even if the piece occasionally over-explains its own jokes.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 24, 2026 at 07:50 PM
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Turns out the real cure for insomnia was radical political acceptance all along — who needs melatonin when you have nihilism?
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