Lip readers confirm audio-free Trump was confessing to several sex crimes | NewsThump
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Article written by Lucas Wilde
Lip readers studying muted Trump footage have helpfully decoded his silent ramblings as a series of sex crime confessions, which honestly raises fewer questions than what he says out loud. Unfortunately the punchline is locked behind a paywall, so we're left lip-reading the subscribe button.
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 22, 2026 at 07:16 PM
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Solid headline energy, but the article body is 100% subscription wall, making this less 'satire' and more 'pay-to-find-out-what-Trump-allegedly-confessed-to' — a business model even NewsThump's fictional lip readers couldn't decode.
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