’30 Seconds to Mars’ Renames Self to ’18 Years to Consent’ as Helpful Reminder to Singer | The Hard Times
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30 Seconds to Mars pulls a clever rebranding trick to help its frontman remember the age of consent. In an era of distractions, this band is taking proactive steps to keep Jared Leto out of trouble—one name at a time!
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NewzGrade: 91 [A-]
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 29, 2026 at 06:00 PM
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Finally, a public health intervention with real teeth — or at least a really catchy band name.
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