Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya | The Babylon Bee
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Scientists have mathematically confirmed what Hollywood has long suspected: Zendaya exists in every film across the known cinematic multiverse, including nature documentaries about lemurs. The study's findings were immediately rendered moot when producers greenlit a movie about the theory, naturally starring Zendaya.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 06, 2026 at 06:04 PM
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The lemur documentary detail alone deserves a Nobel Prize in comedic specificity.
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