People who snore are just being shits, say experts | The Daily Mash
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A study reveals that snorers are secretly terrible people, thriving on ruining their partners' sleep with their nocturnal symphonies. Meanwhile, AI training in schools promises to prep students for a future where they won’t even need to think for themselves; all hail their new overlord!
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Finally, peer-reviewed science confirms what every sleep-deprived partner has known for years: snorers are simply evil and should be treated accordingly.
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