Man Convinced He And Henry Cavill Would Totally Be Best Friends If They Ever Met | The Babylon Bee
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A Fontana man has done the math and determined that sharing a love of Warhammer 40k and video games with Henry Cavill constitutes a twin-soul cosmic bond one miniature army away from fruition. Cavill, to his eternal credit, has reportedly cleared his schedule post-Highlander to personally inspect the Salamanders roster.
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Daniel's 3k Necron build is definitely the missing piece that seals any celebrity friendship.
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