U.S. Bans Foreign-Made Humanoid Robots | The Onion
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The U.S. government has drawn a hard line against robot espionage, insisting that only domestically manufactured androids have earned the right to surveil and subjugate American citizens. The piece's trio of vox-pop quotes escalates perfectly from dry geopolitical wit to existential loneliness to jingoistic self-owns.
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The 'ain't enslaving me' punchline alone deserves a spot in the Smithsonian of American Exceptionalism.
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