Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily | The Babylon Bee
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A guy who can't remember what day the draft is keeps accidentally assembling championship-caliber fantasy teams while his obsessive leaguemates suffer. The real gut-punch kicker — his biggest threat is someone's wife who drafted based on jersey aesthetics — lands the piece perfectly before an appended unrelated promo splatters mud all over the comedy.
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78C+
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SPAG82
Coherent78
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Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 09, 2026 at 05:35 PM
78C+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 82 | 78 | 80 | 82 | 70 |
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Coherent
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Objective
80
Sourced
82
Concise
70
Turns out the secret to fantasy football dominance is aggressive apathy and a computer with better instincts than your entire friend group.
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