Mayor Mamdani Up All Night Practicing Sad Face For Upcoming 9/11 Observance | The Babylon Bee
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New York's newest mayor is reportedly drilling his sad-face repertoire in the bathroom mirror, complete with tearless eye-dabs and a 'reflecting on what has been' look he's workshopping like a community theater audition. The kicker — that he nailed the emotion by channeling his grief over bin Laden's death — is the sharpest jab in an otherwise serviceable but occasionally wandering political roast.
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75C
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SPAG82
Coherent72
Objective75
Sourced78
Concise68
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 04, 2026 at 06:40 PM
75C
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 82 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 68 |
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82
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75
Sourced
78
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Method acting, but make it municipal — Stanislavski never covered 'grieving for cameras at a memorial you're politically allergic to.'
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