Adventurous Gourmet Samples The Exotic Delicacies Of The Far East At Local Chinese Buffet | The Babylon Bee
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A magnificently oblivious suburban foodie treats the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet like an anthropological expedition into the mysterious Orient, narrating chow mein with the reverence of a National Geographic correspondent. The kicker — our intrepid gourmand spending an hour in the bathroom post-orange-chicken — is the perfectly timed digestive punchline his Instagram followers (all three of them) probably didn't need to see.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 03, 2026 at 07:14 PM
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Holden's Instagram following of three and his bafflement at the ancient buffet custom of self-service are the kind of razor-precise details that make a gag sing.
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