Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career | The Onion
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Jared Leto insists that allegations of sexual assault won't affect his career, leaving fans wondering if he has a magical career shield. The Onion brilliantly mocks the absurdity of celebrity immunity with this faux proclamation.
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 31, 2026 at 06:29 PM
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Leto's career has survived thirty-six Joker performances, so honestly the man may actually have a magical shield.
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