Spain Turns To Experienced Border Czar Kamala Harris For Help With Migrant Invasion | The Babylon Bee
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Spain, facing an influx of Moroccan migrants, turns to Border Czar Kamala Harris for advice, believing her expertise in handling chaotic borders will save the day. Her response? A military hands-off policy and a thirst for Tempranillo, proving once again that when in crisis, always prioritize good wine over good governance!
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NewzGrade: 72 [C-]
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SPAG72
Coherent70
Objective78
Sourced75
Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 30, 2026 at 08:42 PM
72C-
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| 72 | 70 | 78 | 75 | 65 |
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Coherent
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Objective
78
Sourced
75
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65
Nothing says 'crisis management' like dispatching the world's foremost expert in doing absolutely nothing about border crossings.
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