Trump Downplays Significance Of Trump Tower Found On Epstein Island | The Onion
SATIRE81 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Trump brushes off the entirely reasonable discovery of a skyscraper bearing his name on Epstein's island, citing a long and distinguished portfolio of real estate in morally neutral locations. The piece escalates beautifully through 'Pedophile Industries HQ' before sticking the landing with a single devastating no-comment about Trump Tower Dachau.
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SPAG97
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Concise93
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 14, 2026 at 01:09 PM
96A
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 97 | 96 | 98 | 95 | 93 |
96Agrade breakdown
SPAG
97
Coherent
96
Objective
98
Sourced
95
Concise
93
The 'Trump Tower Dachau' kicker alone earns this piece a spot in the satirical pantheon, no questions asked.
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