Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence | The Babylon Bee
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Mitch McConnell's unconventional tribute to his late friend Lindsey Graham consists of a 47-day silence, raising questions about just how many blinks represent a heartfelt sentiment. Meanwhile, Trump's wink-wink nudge-nudge is that he wants to be honored with some actual action instead of just Morse code!
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McConnell's 47-day pre-emptive moment of silence is the kind of forward-thinking governance we've all been waiting for.
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