White Privilege: Black Player Ejected Just For Shooting Sophie Cunningham With Rocket Launcher | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE37 days ago|Discuss (0)|Sports
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A WNBA player gets ejected for the completely routine act of firing a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher at an opponent, and somehow everyone decides this is a racism story. The piece gleefully escalates through deadpan quotes and a solidarity knee-beside-rocket-launcher finale, though it loses a bit of steam in the middle stretch before sticking the landing.
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74C
FDCBA
SPAG78
Coherent72
Objective80
Sourced75
Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 12, 2026 at 09:36 PM
74C
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 78 | 72 | 80 | 75 | 65 |
74Cgrade breakdown
SPAG
78
Coherent
72
Objective
80
Sourced
75
Concise
65
Honestly, the refs have always had it out for rocket launcher enthusiasts and this piece finally has the courage to say so.
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