Trump Meets With Zelenskyy To Ask For U.S. Missiles | The Babylon Bee
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In a stunning reversal of geopolitical norms, Trump flies to Kyiv to beg Zelenskyy for U.S. missiles that Ukraine has been hoarding, arguing nobody else has that level of American weaponry. Zelenskyy, now the hawkish isolationist, warns Ukraine can't bankroll every distant foreign war while Trump promises to fight his own battles — he just needs his stuff back, please.
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Finally, a bold diplomatic solution: America asking Ukraine to return America's homework so America can fight America's war.
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