SpaceX Rocket Crashes Into Moon | The Onion
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A SpaceX rocket booster finally found its forever home on the moon after a year of aimless drifting, which is honestly relatable. The real payload was the two reader quotes, one suggesting cosmic littering and the other correctly identifying the moon as the root cause of menstrual chaos.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 12, 2026 at 01:29 PM
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The moon-period quote alone deserves a Pulitzer, a lunar crater named after it, and possibly a restraining order from NASA.
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