Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall | The Babylon Bee

White people's legendary aversion to spicy food turns out to be an accidental public health shield during a jalapeño recall — a solid one-note bit carried by a great fake quote and a perfectly named Minnesota housewife. Unfortunately, the piece then faceplants hard with a completely tacked-on, out-of-nowhere closing line that has nothing to do with the jalapeño premise and nukes whatever comedic momentum the article had built.