Mom Decides To Drop Kids Off For First Day Of School Three Weeks Early | The Babylon Bee
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A mom drops her kids off at school three weeks early due to mental fatigue, leaving them to marvel at an empty parking lot and a janitor. Meanwhile, other mothers are ready to join her in this bold new approach to schooling, proving that 'Back to School' can start whenever you want!
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68D+
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SPAG85
Coherent60
Objective55
Sourced72
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 31, 2026 at 07:43 PM
68D+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 85 | 60 | 55 | 72 | 70 |
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85
Coherent
60
Objective
55
Sourced
72
Concise
70
Jenkins deserves a medal, a spa day, and absolutely zero criticism for her innovative approach to the academic calendar.
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