Congress Interrogates Fauci Over Origins Of Pie Brought To Cookout | The Onion
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In a bizarre congressional hearing, Dr. Fauci is grilled about the origins of his cookout pie, raising serious questions about ingredients while dodging the fifth on graham cracker crusts. The real scandal? If it weren't for him, American picnics would be doomed to a future of burnt oatmeal cookies!
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Finally, the Senate is tackling the issue that keeps real Americans up at night: the suspicious flakiness of that crust.
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