Liberal White Women Stand Weeping Outside Court Trying Jack The Ripper | The Babylon Bee

Dozens of weeping liberal women rally outside Jack the Ripper's courthouse, insisting the Whitechapel slasher was simply an unheard cry for help in a flawed system — and at least one attendee is hoping he's available. The bit lands its central absurdist gag with solid commitment but loses steam in repetition, and the tacked-on unrelated promo line at the end slashes the piece's momentum almost as efficiently as Jack himself.