Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan | The Babylon Bee
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A Muslim candidate winning a Senate primary apparently triggered a full geographic reclassification, with Michigan now officially annexed into the Middle East. The OPEC application is pending, Shirley Becker is brushing up on her Arabic, and Fred Kline is thrilled about his Beirut-adjacent property values.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 05, 2026 at 07:56 PM
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Breaking: cartographers are working overtime updating every atlas, while Michigan residents nervously Google 'how to convert' and 'do I need a new passport.'
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