Mamdani Grocery Stores To Feature Innovative New 'Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products' | The Babylon Bee
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New York's socialist mayor is opening city-run grocery stores complete with an elaborate waiting system for bread that is absolutely, definitely, not a bread line — it has music. The bit escalates nicely from bureaucratic euphemism to Siberian labor camps, though it loses points for a bizarre unrelated sign-off that crashes the landing harder than a Soviet five-year plan.
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Calling it a 'queue' instead of a 'bread line' is technically accurate in the same way that a guillotine is technically just a 'neck adjustment device.'
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