Dead Fantasy Football Commissioner’s Password Guessed Again | The Onion
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A fantasy football league's late commissioner has had his account accessed yet again by someone who correctly guessed his tragically predictable password. The joke lives entirely in the absurd implication that this keeps happening repeatedly, suggesting the man's password security was as bad as his fantasy picks.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 20, 2026 at 03:15 PM
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Turns out 'touchdown1' works on both living and deceased fantasy commissioners alike.
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