8 Other Dildos Steely Dan Almost Named Themselves After | The Hard Times
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This article humorously imagines the alternative names Steely Dan almost chose, each one cheekily inspired by various dildos. The absurdity of their naming dilemmas adds a comical twist to the band's legacy.
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