DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore Gun Rights To Felons | The Onion
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The DOJ has thoughtfully streamlined the process of returning firearms to people who have already demonstrated creative uses for them. The three man-on-the-street quotes escalate beautifully from policy cynicism to 3D-printer flex, with the third quote stealing the whole bit.
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Finally, a government efficiency win — skip the whole 'not committing crimes' step entirely.
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