Due To Depleted Missile Supply, 'Operation Epic Fury' Downgraded To 'Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury' | The Babylon Bee
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The U.S. military, having apparently fired all its missiles in a fit of Epic Fury, is now stuck with the considerably less intimidating 'Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury' — with 'Operation Firm Disapproval' waiting in the wings as the nuclear (verbal) option. Trump assures the press the fury will one day be yuge again, while Pete Hegseth nods solemnly over an empty missile rack.
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Pentagon insiders confirm that 'Operation Firm Disapproval' will consist entirely of strongly-worded tweets and one (1) menacing emoji.
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