Lindsay Clancy Honored With Planned Parenthood Lifetime Achievement Award | The Babylon Bee

Planned Parenthood rushes to Massachusetts to honor an accused child-killer with their most prestigious award, because apparently three at once is the kind of efficiency their metrics have been missing. The bit hammers the abortion-equals-murder equation so relentlessly it forgets to vary the punchline, and the bizarre anti-Semitic non-sequitur tacked on at the end suggests the writer ran out of jokes and decided to pivot careers entirely.