Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE4 days ago|Discuss (0)|Religion
Article written by TheBabylonBee
Heaven issues a press release assuring the public that God's got the Lindsay Clancy mistrial covered, with a Judgment Day appeals court ready to pick up the slack. The bit lands on classic Babylon Bee territory — sincere theological deadpan — though it trips over its own robe at the finish line with a tacked-on anti-Semitic promo line that reads less like satire and more like someone accidentally left a tab open.
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NewzGrade: 73 [C]
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Community grade
73C
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent72
Objective78
Sourced74
Concise58
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 05, 2026 at 04:07 PM
73C
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 72 | 78 | 74 | 58 |
73Cgrade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
72
Objective
78
Sourced
74
Concise
58
Good news: the appeal process for Judgment Day has zero filing fees, though the docket is admittedly very backed up.
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