'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus | The Babylon Bee
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Jesus watches Silicon Valley reinvent the Fall of Man with machine learning and cannot help but find the whole thing eerily familiar. The CEO, naturally, responds to divine intervention by deciding the real threat is China.
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78C+
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SPAG82
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Sourced83
Concise60
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 09, 2026 at 08:49 PM
78C+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 82 | 80 | 85 | 83 | 60 |
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82
Coherent
80
Objective
85
Sourced
83
Concise
60
God's got notes on your product roadmap and they are *not* good.
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