Sad: Woman's Mascara Not Smudged Enough While Filming Crying Selfie Video And Now She Has To Start All Over | The Babylon Bee

Brittany Gleeson, devoted method actress of social media grief, spent an entire Thursday perfecting her crying selfie over a lost Finnish dog named Bjork-Bjork, because her 459 followers deserve nothing less than cinematic authenticity. The real tragedy is the mascara that just won't smudge on cue — though the tacked-on unrelated sign-off at the end is the only genuinely unfunny thing in this otherwise sharply committed bit.