Catastrophe As Man Fails To Listen Closely Even Though Menu Options Have Changed | The Babylon Bee
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In a shocking turn of events, one man's failure to adapt to menu options results in a complete power outage—and a cataclysmic fireball engulfing the town. Clearly, the stakes have never been higher for keypad users everywhere!
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NewzGrade: 85 [B]
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85B
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SPAG88
Coherent82
Objective90
Sourced85
Concise78
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
85B
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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88
Coherent
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Objective
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Sourced
85
Concise
78
Roger Phillips single-handedly proved that automated phone menus are, in fact, weapons of mass destruction.
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