Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves | The Onion
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A Kansas father casually drops werewolf trutherism at the dinner table between bites of pulled pork, treating half-man half-beast cryptozoology with the same breezy confidence he'd use to recommend a podcast. The YouTube video played at full volume seals it as a masterclass in the specific horror of dining with a conspiracy-curious dad.
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Pflughaupt's casual pivot from werewolf theology back to reverse-sear technique is the kind of dad energy that makes you wish silver bullets were real.
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