10 Reasons To Move To Ohio | The Babylon Bee
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Ohio gets the full roast treatment in a listicle that weaponizes the state's blandness, chemical disasters, and dubious chili into a backhanded travel pitch. The deadpan logic of 'beloved by dozens' and 'they went on to do great things in other states' carries real comedic punch, though the Haitian migrant gag and the tacked-on unrelated promo at the end scuff an otherwise solid, consistently committed bit.
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 24, 2026 at 06:16 PM
77C+
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