Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo Jackson | The Onion
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A well-meaning dad attempts the birds-and-bees talk but immediately pivots to a passionate, statistically-detailed eulogy for Bo Jackson's tragically short athletic career. The only health advice the kid actually received was 'be careful with your hip,' which, fair enough.
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Caleb still doesn't know where babies come from, but he does know Bo Jackson's Auburn rushing stats cold, so arguably the more useful life lesson was delivered.
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