Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE37 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Failed gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong faces the ultimate punishment for her electoral loss: going home to parent her suspiciously pale offspring and endure the horrors of firm handshakes. The Bee commits to the bit by having Hong wax philosophical about the evil stored in her son's skin while dreading the family Thanksgiving invite like a war crime summons.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 12, 2026 at 08:01 PM
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Truly a tragedy for the ages — imagine surviving colonialism only to lose a primary AND have to make small talk at Thanksgiving.
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