New 'X-Men' Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black | The Babylon Bee

Hollywood insiders and outraged fans are horrified that producers cast a Black woman to play Storm — a character who has been a Black woman since 1975 — in what critics are calling the most egregious act of forced diversity since Professor X was made to use a wheelchair. The piece builds beautifully to its punchline, letting the joke detonate on the absurdity of the complainers rather than the casting, with the Wolverine-Canadian gag as a perfectly timed cherry on top.