College Football Star Horrified He Might Be Drafted And Have To Take Huge Pay Cut | The Babylon Bee
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A college football star rakes in NFL-level money through NIL deals and desperately tries to torpedo his own draft stock to avoid the devastating pay cut of going pro. The gag lands clean and clever right up until an unrelated antisemitic non-sequitur gets stapled onto the end like a drunk guy crashing a perfectly good comedy set.
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59F
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SPAG72
Coherent60
Objective55
Sourced65
Concise45
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 05, 2026 at 02:25 PM
59F
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 72 | 60 | 55 | 65 | 45 |
59Fgrade breakdown
SPAG
72
Coherent
60
Objective
55
Sourced
65
Concise
45
The Chicken Shack guaranteed money bit is genuinely sharp, but someone left the oven on and burned the whole kitchen down with that appended 'documentary' tagline.
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