'No, Sweetie, You Can't Get Any More Lego Sets Until You Build The Ones You Already Have,' Woman Reminds 39-Year-Old Husband | The Babylon Bee
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A Wisconsin woman has taken on the heroic and thankless role of parenting her fully grown adult husband over his catastrophically unbuilt Lego backlog. Gary, undeterred by logic or the looming shame of 16 unopened boxes, was last seen browsing for more sets like a man with absolutely nothing to lose.
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