Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device | The Onion
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The NSA has blown the lid off the greatest Cold War spy operation ever conceived: Melania Trump is, and has always been, a Russian listening device with bad wiring. The real twist ending — 5,000 hours of recordings of Trump telling her to lose weight — is the punchline that lands like a sledgehammer wearing a tuxedo.
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The antennae were a dead giveaway, but frankly the sparks from her mouth just looked like a typical White House press briefing.
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