Dark Horse Emerges In Competition For Most Insane Coworker | The Onion

A previously unremarkable claims adjuster has suddenly rocketed up the office insanity leaderboard, threatening incumbents whose credentials include desk fingernail-clipping, unsolicited Bible cartoons, and lap-porn at half-volume. The bar for the top spot, however, remains a passed-out-drunk-with-a-firearm incident that is frankly going to be hard to top on a Tuesday.