Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact | The Onion
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Article written by The Onion
This article tackles the absurdity of tanning myths with the grace of a lobster doing the cha-cha. Who knew getting a tan was as safe as belly-flopping into a pool of rainbows?
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NewzGrade: 89 [B+]
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89B+
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SPAG97
Coherent93
Objective96
Sourced88
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:12 PM
89B+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 97 | 93 | 96 | 88 | 70 |
89B+grade breakdown
SPAG
97
Coherent
93
Objective
96
Sourced
88
Concise
70
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