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Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second | The Babylon Bee

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Scientists at the University of Michigan have cracked time travel by the revolutionary method of turning clocks back one second during daylight saving time, baffling onlookers who assumed a spacetime catastrophe was the only explanation. The kicker — the machine suspiciously only activates when Michigan is losing — is the one extra twist that almost saves the bit from being a one-note premise stretched a touch thin.
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Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second
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Daylight saving time has been fooling the scientifically illiterate for over a century, but leave it to Michigan to finally put it in a press release.

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