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$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship | The Babylon Bee

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Article written by The Babylon Bee
The Bensons spent years and a small fortune on travel baseball only to score a tiny scholarship. It’s proof that sometimes, the more you invest, the less you get—except in debt!
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$200,000 Spent On Travel Ball Finally Pays Off With Son’s $500 College Scholarship
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:12 PM
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The $500 scholarship check is already framed and hanging next to the 'For Sale' sign on their house.

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