Newly Free Man Struggles To Readjust To Life Outside Having Penis Stuck In Hot Tub Jet | The Onion
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Local man Gregory Webb is bravely navigating the treacherous road of post-hot-tub-jet reintegration, one penis-free day at a time. The Onion commits fully to the criminal justice reform framing — complete with halfway houses, recidivism statistics, and a mentor who did his time in a Sundance Optima 880 back in the '90s — and never once breaks character.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 11, 2026 at 02:14 PM
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A masterclass in treating 'man gets dong stuck in hot tub' with the same gravitas Walter Cronkite reserved for moon landings.
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