9 Foolproof Ways To Get Men To Show Up To A Bible Study | The Babylon Bee
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The Babylon Bee tackles the ancient male aversion to Bible study with a listicle of increasingly unhinged lures, from brisket trails to fantasy football hybrids. The joke runs on the deadpan escalation from relatable to absurd, culminating in the eternal truth that no man alive can resist the siren call of GoldenEye.
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Finally, the theological breakthrough the Church has been waiting for: GoldenEye N64 as the new altar call.
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