Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped | The Babylon Bee
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The Apostle Paul returns from a single overnight prison stint looking absolutely jacked and covered in tattoos, having apparently crammed an entire prison fitness arc into about twelve hours. The real miracle isn't the earthquake that freed him — it's that Epaphroditus correctly identified it as a 'muscle miracle,' and Paul is already headed to Thessalonica to preach the Gospel and scout whey protein vendors.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 08, 2026 at 07:06 PM
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Finally, a theologian buff enough to back up his epistles with his biceps.
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