Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distress Call | The Onion

Mark Zuckerberg's megayacht allegedly sailed right past a stranded skiff, because when you're worth that much, 'help' is a feature you can simply opt out of. The three vox-pop punchlines land like a standing ovation from the rest of us who also quietly suspected that yacht ownership comes with a Terms of Service that waives basic human decency.