AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE22 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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AOC has solved work-life balance by literally putting her boyfriend on ice until further notice, which her fans celebrate as a feminist victory over both the patriarchy and basic biology. The bit lands some solid punches — the pre-existing ferret condition is a highlight — but a rogue paragraph at the end about a completely different 'documentary' thaws out the momentum faster than Riley Roberts in a blackout.
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SPAG60
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 12, 2026 at 04:46 PM
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The ferret line and frozen abuela kicker are genuinely sharp, but the bit runs out of cryogenic fuel before sticking the landing — and someone left a very different, very unrelated documentary blurb in the freezer at the end.
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