Sex Positivity FTW! AMC Theaters Employees Will Now Spit In Your Popcorn If That’s Your Thing | ClickHole
SATIRE48 days ago|Discuss (0)|Entertainment
Article written by September 14, 2026
AMC Theaters has boldly announced a new 'spit kink accommodation' policy, allowing any employee over 18 to hawk a loogie into your popcorn as an official customer service offering. The CEO's quote — complete with a threatening parenthetical about minors — is the comedic crown jewel of a bit that commits beautifully to treating sexual depravity as routine corporate inclusivity.
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SPAG78
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 14, 2026 at 08:34 AM
81B-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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Finally, a theater chain that understands the real reason people pay $7 for a small popcorn.
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